Party Pooper

The Party Pooper
Chances are if you're reading this Wikia then this describes you. You're the guy who sits at public places alone and all wistful hoping women willl be curious enough to approach you.

You are that guy in the group during some party who tries to say inspirational things to people who just want to drink and scream movie qoutes and references. You often cause awkward silences and in the event that someone does appreciate your thoughts on modern literature vs the literature of a bunch of crazy dead german guys then you will stalk this girl and be in her ear all night, shouting poetry and dropping historical names as loud as you can over the music. She was just being nice to you dude, come on. You should be in some book club instead.

"Do they have book clubs with music, alcohol and loose women? Oh man, please say there is such a place" - Unlimited Concern