The Principia Discordia

OH NO A BOOK
The Principia Discordia is one of the best peices of absolutely beautiful wank I have read in the last 24 hours. The holy book of Discordianism, a non religion described as "Buddhism for round eyes". It's really a short read so if you are able to read then you have no excuse not to read it. It's even free online, I have a personal paper copy though as we all know books are better offline! Don't even try and argue that, you can't smell E-Books!

For those who only want the jist (Edit: I accidentally "to jist" which is hilarous) or perhaps a preview here's a few selections I enjoyed: Eris And Aneris, To The Prettiest One, A Zen Story, Exploding Monkey Story and The Curse Of Greyface.

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The Principia Discordia (Plain Text Version)